WE, THE NORTH
The myth, the decay, the fall. Release: January 16, 2026.
"We, The North" by teh r4nd0m_3x7r4s (The Random Extras) is a project that asks the uncomfortable question: Does the machine work for us, or have we become the glitch in its system?
Born from a collaboration between a human director and generative AI, this is "Alberta Industrial"—a sonic collision of 90s mechanical aggression, modern electronic polish, and the existential dread of the 2020s. The album peels back the polite veneer of Canadiana to reveal a landscape of corporate burnout ("Mandatory Fun"), environmental collapse ("We Were The North"), and the hollow victory of keeping up with the Joneses ("Suburban Arms Race").
From the stomping blues of "Dumpster Fire" to the terrifying realism of "The Cobra Chicken," this is a concept album about losing control—of our borders, our jobs, and our own creativity. It is dark, heavy, and cynically funny.
The future is here. It was generated by an algorithm, and it thinks you're mostly harmless.
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Albums in production.
4 More Years (Of All New @#$&!) When the headlines are too crazy for fiction, you have to turn them into music. This album is a collection of tracks ripped straight from the nightly news of our neighbors to the south. Blending industrial grit with biting satire, teh r4nd0m 3x7r4s explores the polarization and "ugliness" defining the modern American landscape. If you're tired of doom-scrolling, try doom-listening instead.
CNTRL ALT COUNTRY A musical hypothesis: Can you write a hit country album if your truck is a Prius and your "baby" is a failed dissertation? teh r4nd0m 3x7r4s puts on the cowboy hats to deliver a satirically perfect country record about the two things that matter most: losing at love and drinking excessively. Expect fiddles, steel guitars, and lyrics about heartbreak that can only be solved by peer review and whiskey.
Theta Waves Mental health. Mortality. Society in collapse. A chaotic Christmas song? Theta Waves is a journey through the complex frequencies of the human experience. While primarily a serious look at the struggles of life and the mystery of death, teh r4nd0m 3x7r4s sprinkles in just enough satire and absurdity to keep the lights on. It’s an album about surviving the noise in your head—by embracing all of it.
Corrupted Files Too hot for Spotify. Too legally gray for Apple Music. These are the tracks that live in the copyright phantom zone. Corrupted Files is a collection of parodies that rewrite the DNA of your favorite hits—from Nirvana and Nine Inch Nails to Earth, Wind & Fire. Featuring 14 tracks of absolute copyright infringement (and one brave original song wondering how it got here), this album is strictly for the YouTube crowd. Listen to them before the lawyers find us.
Block Chain Rhymes A decentralized ledger of musical chaos. teh r4nd0m 3x7r4s empties the hard drive to bring you a collection of tracks that refused to fit anywhere else. From boy-band baking recipes ("Macaronage My Heart") to the literal album-ender "Stop!"—a track weaponized to shut off your phone's music player by commanding Siri, Alexa, and Google to quit. It’s uncategorizable, it’s random, and it might technically be malware for your smart speaker.
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